Walken vs. Norris: Moving Edition

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I hate moving. I hate packing boxes; I hate unpacking boxes. I hate schlepping my belongings up and down stairs. I even hate watching other people do the schlepping on my behalf (years ago my friend Jed helped me move into my first Williamsburg apartment on the condition that going forward I would hire movers. I agreed and have stuck to that promise).

Tomorrow, I move from Brooklyn to Manhattan and I got to thinking